Doomscroll Champion, Thumbs of Steel – Gen Z

Screen time: elite. Thumb stamina: undefeated. This laurel-wreath tee is for Gen Z, who can scroll through the end of the world at 2am and still make the 9am. A funny gift for a teenager or student.

Printed to order on a Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee: 100% combed ring-spun cotton, 142 g/m².