Doomscroll Champion, Thumbs of Steel – Gen Z

Screen time: elite. Thumb stamina: undefeated. This laurel-wreath hoodie is for Gen Z, who can scroll through the end of the world at 2am and still make the 9am. A funny gift for a teenager or student.

Printed to order on a Gildan 18500 unisex hoodie: 50/50 cotton/polyester, 279 g/m², with a kangaroo pocket and drawcord hood.